Dairy Queen: you are sick, my friends.

So, this is disgusting. In a time when kids are maturing way faster than any parents want to imagine, Dairy Queen goes out and decides to re-enforce this lack innocence by airing the above advertisement. Apparently the "in-thing" for kids these days is to hustle sundaes at the local Dairy Queen. The first question that popped into my head was, "what exactly is this dapper 8 year old gentleman expecting in return for that sundae?" As a friend of mine cleverly pointed out, those sundaes aren't cheap. That's a good week and a half allowance. Now I know that if I was an 8 year old boy and decided to spend the entirety of my allowance on a random girl in Dairy Queen, I would be expecting something in return. Furthermore, it's shocking that her comment about it being like "shooting fish in a barrel" is an indication that she has quit grade school to go into a full time dairy queen hustle - angling ice cream products in exchange for...well...I'm afraid to imagine. Part two of this commercial airs sometime this summer. Here's the premise...

"The little girl is back. Cowering in a corner, she is overcome with regret regarding her "fish in a barrel" comment as she has quickly realized that there's no such thing as a free sundae. Billy Anderson, school bully and suspected pimp/leader of the "Dairy Queen Gurlz" street gang, gives his foremost "worker" a not-so gentle reminder that although ice cream melts away, the scars never will."

Lesson learned.

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