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Apr 24, 2008 at 8:27 AM
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We're all probably going to hell; some of us more surely than others...

"A Florida teenager is facing a charge of elder abuse after he allegedly made his senile grandmother wear a black mask and hold a hand gun for a video.
Police say the 85-year-old woman is seen and heard on the video threatening to "shoot all the pigs." Michael Alfinez, 18, was arrested Monday."
- The Associated Press

I'm surprised it took this long. I cannot count the number of times I've been watching a viral video and wondered, "how fake is this?". We are all officially going to hell and we'll be ushered into the

Sequel Now On Hold

crimson barren land by Michael Alfinez, 18, of good old Florida, USA. The biggest question for me is....why, in the land of senile old people where you can't cross the street without being run down by a foggy minded 80-something, would this superstar choose his own grandmother? Aren't there like uh services or something down there where you can rent old people to exploit? I guess his video had a tight budget and he had to make do with what was available. In all seriousness, this is why viral videos should be left to to the professionals like Tay Zonday and Japanese television.

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Will Ferrell could be dead right now. Think about that.

"The grizzly bear that wrestled Will Ferrell's character in the recent film "Semi-Pro" seemed to obediently follow cues - which made its killing of its trainer with a bite to the neck all the more stunning."
-The Associated Press

Actor Will Ferrell should be counting his lucky stars today after narrowly escaping the grim grizzly

Cold Calculating Murderer

reaper. What a broad struck of luck it is that someone as loud and abrasive as Ferrell could somehow outperform a professional trainer in the sport of not being murdered by a massive bear. We now go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene at Jellystone Correctional Facility For Bears...

"I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off."

Thanks, Brian!

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It must have been his prior experience in Ron Burgundy (the zoo scene at the end) that saved him.

LOL. Yeah I toyed with adding an allusion to that scene but I didn't want to overuse the reference and the Brian Fantana quote was too juicy to ignore.

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